text: I've tried, so when I go to college fests and kids don't know what I'm talking about, I just make up names and historical events and then tell them, तेरे को ये नहीं पता है? अरे हुआ था ये! and they're like, हाँ हाँ school में पढ़ा था school में पढ़ा था. I'm like, great, good boy.